I'm still getting my ass kicked by real life and haven't been able to read comics or think about how could beat how in a fight to destroy the Amalgam Universe. So, instead I thought I'd dust off an old chestnut and share with you some of the funner search terms people have used to find me here at good ol' Monkey Knife Fight.
Deadpool faster than a speeding bullet... Yes, Yes he is :)
Green Lantern Bowling Shirt... I totally want one. So, whoever used that term if you find a GL bowling shirt drop me a line :)
Adam West... I will take the high road and not make a joke at this amazing actor's expense.
harley quinn toples... I can't decide if this is meant to be Harley Quinn topless, or topples. Either why whatever they were looking for sounds pretty entertaining.lol
snowball monkey fight... This may be more entertaining to watch than a monkey knife fight. As long as one of them gets a snowball right in the ear.
How to Fight Fading Theory... That's easy...New Theory
great movie pitches...I agree my Guy Gardner movie pitch was great, great indeed.lol
Awesome movie pitches... Again, I concur :)
jake busey guy gardner... It's like he was genetically engineered to play the part.
Kirk knife fight video... The Shat vs. a monkey... Genius!!! Pure Genius!!!
Well, there you go some of the more entertaining (at least to me,lol) search terms used to find your humble hosts blog. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Movie Pitch: Guy Gardner
I thought I'd do something different today. This morning I was in the shower and I got the idea for the most awesome, action packed movie ever! That's right Guy Gardner. Well,technically it would be a trilogy. The first to movies would focus on Guy becoming a Green Lantern and the last movie of the trilogy would be Justice League International. So, let's get to it. Shall we?
Here's the pitch. The movie opens with Guy charging his power ring and the battery exploding and sending him into a coma. It then flashes back to his childhood in Baltimore and shows his family, his relationship with his parents, his juvenile delinquency and how his brother Mace set him on a better path. It would cut between these flashbacks and scenes at the hospital of Hal talking to him and the doctors. It would then show Guy becoming a football star, going to the University of Michigan and getting his bachelor's degrees in Education and Psychology. Then, the movie cuts to Oa and shows the beginnings of the rift between the Guardians (which will lead directly to the ending of the first film). We then flash to Guy's work as a prison social worker where he meets Hal Jordan. The first film ends with Guy becoming a Special Education teacher and the Guardians splitting into two factions.
The second movie picks up with Guy becoming Hal's backup and him continuing his work as a teacher until he was hit by the bus saving a lttle girl during an earthquake. It then cuts to all the renegade Gaurdians (save for one) being slain by Bolphunga The Unrelenting.It then follows up on the events which lead to Guy's power battery exploding at the opening of the first film. After this the remaining Guardian goes to Earth, wakes Guy from his coma and makes him a Green Lantern. The rest of the movie showing him tracking down, defeating and imprisoning Bolphunga and of course, the third movie would open with him sitting at the meeting table in the headquarters of the Justice League with his feet on the table waiting for the rest of the team to arrive.
And now that I've pitched it. Here's my picks for the cast of the Guy Gardner trilogy.
Guy Gardner - Jake Busey. You can't tell me he wouldn't be perfect for this role.
Roland Gardner - Gary Busey. Come on looking at the lead you can't tell me you didn't see this choice coming with the pick of the lead. Who better to play Guy's abusive alcoholic father than Gary fucking Busey.
Peggy Gardner - Judith Light. Seeing her on Law and Order, I think she has the chops for this role.
Mace Gardner - Sean Willaim Scott. Who better than Stifler to play Guy's older brother.
Hal Jordan - David Boreanaz. He was awesome in the role in New Frontier. So why not?
Bolphunga The Unrelenting - Kurtwood Smith. I don't think there could be a better person to play Bolphunga.
The Guardians - Stanley Tucci,Ben Kingsley, Armin Shimerman,Frank Langella, Clint Howard.
The Renegade Guadians - Fred Thompson,Robert Duvall, J.K. Simmons, R. Lee Ermey. Now those are some badass guardians.
The Last of the Renegade Guardians - Patrick Stewart. He's bold and he has the best voice ever.
Guy's Doctor - Bruce Campbell. I had to fit him in somewhere 'cuz he's just that awesome.
So, there you have it my plot and cast for the ultimate Guy Gardner movie.
Here's the pitch. The movie opens with Guy charging his power ring and the battery exploding and sending him into a coma. It then flashes back to his childhood in Baltimore and shows his family, his relationship with his parents, his juvenile delinquency and how his brother Mace set him on a better path. It would cut between these flashbacks and scenes at the hospital of Hal talking to him and the doctors. It would then show Guy becoming a football star, going to the University of Michigan and getting his bachelor's degrees in Education and Psychology. Then, the movie cuts to Oa and shows the beginnings of the rift between the Guardians (which will lead directly to the ending of the first film). We then flash to Guy's work as a prison social worker where he meets Hal Jordan. The first film ends with Guy becoming a Special Education teacher and the Guardians splitting into two factions.
The second movie picks up with Guy becoming Hal's backup and him continuing his work as a teacher until he was hit by the bus saving a lttle girl during an earthquake. It then cuts to all the renegade Gaurdians (save for one) being slain by Bolphunga The Unrelenting.It then follows up on the events which lead to Guy's power battery exploding at the opening of the first film. After this the remaining Guardian goes to Earth, wakes Guy from his coma and makes him a Green Lantern. The rest of the movie showing him tracking down, defeating and imprisoning Bolphunga and of course, the third movie would open with him sitting at the meeting table in the headquarters of the Justice League with his feet on the table waiting for the rest of the team to arrive.
And now that I've pitched it. Here's my picks for the cast of the Guy Gardner trilogy.
Guy Gardner - Jake Busey. You can't tell me he wouldn't be perfect for this role.
Roland Gardner - Gary Busey. Come on looking at the lead you can't tell me you didn't see this choice coming with the pick of the lead. Who better to play Guy's abusive alcoholic father than Gary fucking Busey.
Peggy Gardner - Judith Light. Seeing her on Law and Order, I think she has the chops for this role.
Mace Gardner - Sean Willaim Scott. Who better than Stifler to play Guy's older brother.
Hal Jordan - David Boreanaz. He was awesome in the role in New Frontier. So why not?
Bolphunga The Unrelenting - Kurtwood Smith. I don't think there could be a better person to play Bolphunga.
The Guardians - Stanley Tucci,Ben Kingsley, Armin Shimerman,Frank Langella, Clint Howard.
The Renegade Guadians - Fred Thompson,Robert Duvall, J.K. Simmons, R. Lee Ermey. Now those are some badass guardians.
The Last of the Renegade Guardians - Patrick Stewart. He's bold and he has the best voice ever.
Guy's Doctor - Bruce Campbell. I had to fit him in somewhere 'cuz he's just that awesome.
So, there you have it my plot and cast for the ultimate Guy Gardner movie.
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